Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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