David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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