Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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