i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I wish you could order shots online.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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