Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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