I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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