sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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