I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
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