hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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