Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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