I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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