I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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