Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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