She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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