I'm lost and stupid without you.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize