I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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