The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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