when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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