Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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