Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
