Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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