For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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