its not stalking. its research.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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