I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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