We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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