hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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