At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
did i just pee glitter
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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