We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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