remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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