just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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