just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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