wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Randomize
