Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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