Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
