ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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