Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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