I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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