Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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