try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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