so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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