If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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