He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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