Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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