Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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