I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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