C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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