Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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