Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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