I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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