True but thats because hes a fetus.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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