For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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