I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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