Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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