I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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