Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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