she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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