Can Purell be used as lube?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
